my mum said if i accidentally let my sister’s guinea pig out of it’s cage and into the garden so it never came back she’d buy me a mcdonalds
you are a bad sister
i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom
(Source: egoidy80adgy)
i’ve accepted so many Terms of Uses and legal documents that i haven’t even read i have no idea what’s going on or what i’m accepting i’ve probably already signed over the souls of my 5 unborn future children

